I've been thinking for some time on what would be a good slogan for this website. I started on a list, bringing out some old ones, stealing others, and adding some new ones I particularly like.

• "Stay off my farm, and I'll stay off yours!"
• "God gave us life, god gave us pickup trucks."
• "Milking cows, burning trash, and shooting yuppies."
• "Freedom's just another word for nothing else to loose."
• All he wanted was to be free.”
• "It's better to be hated for who you are then to be loved you ain't."
• "Yes, but does it go moo?"
• "Everything you need to know about politics can be learned by hanging outwith some cows."
• "It's good idea to stay upwind when burning trash."
• "There are two good beverages out there: cold milk and cold beer. Just don'tmix them."
• "Remember, you have to depress the clutch before you come to stop with yourtruck."
• "Don't follow leaders, watch those parking meters."
• "I generally stay away from bulls, especially if there's heifers around."
• "You mean your suppose to put the lug nuts on after rotating your tires?"
• "Some people spend too much time talking on the phone in their barn."
• "So what if I buy candles at Walmart and drive my 20 MPG pickup to a peace vigil?"